How hard is it to not be a dick? Evidently very hard.... OK stop laughing.
Anyway, most likely you've either clicked on this because who doesn't want to know more about dicks or you've been given the link directly because you're being a dick.
Either way, here is my list of how to NOT be a dick in Second Life.
1. Bloodlines players this one is for you. Stop sending out random attack request. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DICK!!!
I understand how the system works, I've been a Bloodlines queen since 2011, but I also have had to rescue quite a few people from dicks like you. They don't like it and they are pissed and think that all Bloodlines players are dicks.
We're not. Please don't put us in the same category as the dicks.
I don't even hunt anymore because of the dicks. I figure if someone is interested, they will notice my fangs and say something or they will go to my profile and say something. If the subject comes up or an opportunity comes up to talk about Bloodlines, you better believe I will talk all day long if someone wants to know more, but I won't do it through trickery.
I don't even hunt anymore because of the dicks. I figure if someone is interested, they will notice my fangs and say something or they will go to my profile and say something. If the subject comes up or an opportunity comes up to talk about Bloodlines, you better believe I will talk all day long if someone wants to know more, but I won't do it through trickery.
2. Stop waving your pixel penis, twat and boobs in people's faces and asking if they like it.
(see FAQ section for my response) Is your penis so small IRL that you have to come into SL and be a dick instead? Come on ladies, really? Are you so starved for attention that you can't come up with maybe a personality or try being likable?
It's not cool and you're creating an image problem for the rest of us and SL overall.
Some of us happen to really love Second Life and hate people like you for giving it such a bad reputation for people walking around waving their cock everywhere or their boobs inflated as big as they go and bouncing around giving everyone a black eye.
YOU'RE THE REASON WE CAN'T USE TWITCH, ASSHATS!!!
Some of us happen to really love Second Life and hate people like you for giving it such a bad reputation for people walking around waving their cock everywhere or their boobs inflated as big as they go and bouncing around giving everyone a black eye.
YOU'RE THE REASON WE CAN'T USE TWITCH, ASSHATS!!!
3. Stop seeing every other Resident as your personal tap goal. "I'll tap that"
I think this is one of the biggest issues in SL. If all you're looking for is that, then there are plenty of other meta verses for you to pimp yourself out in. There is a real human behind that pixel body with real human emotions.
I'm not talking about those in the escort industry here. I'm talking about those who intentionally lie to someone else just to fuck em and then be a dick and move on to the next tap goal.
4. I know it's a virtual world but do you really have to be THAT fake?
Ya ya ya, whatever. I understand that people come into Second Life to be something different than IRL. I do, I do it too. But at least the human behind the keyboard is real. Again, why do people feel the need to lie, cheat and just be dicks all because they are hiding behind their keyboard and miserable people IRL?
5. Stay the fuck away from other people's partners even if they are not "partnered"!
This is really fucked up.... are you ready? We used to have someone in our SL family that called me "mom" all the while trying to get into Evil's pants. I mean, really? He was role-playing your dad? Are all of those things you said, things you say to your own dad? That's fucked up, you need therapy.
Hate to tell ya'll this from my past.... I saw all of it. Every single one of your conversations and emoting with him.... I saw it all. Yup, he was a dick back then and did some really shitty things as well but at least I can say, we're past that. I saw it ALL, I went though his entire computer.
I saw how you manipulate.
I saw how you put ideas into someone's head that is all wrong about their partner to make you look like you're the one who cares and the partner is just a piece of shit.
I saw how you preyed upon someone who was struggling with IRL relationships to further your nasty catty ass whoring and ruining of real life lives and relationships.
You are some of the biggest dicks in SL. Crawl back under the porch bitches, your puppies are hungry.
What idiots you all are, we live together IRL. Why did you think I wouldn't find out? I continue to see everything, so that shady shit you say, I see it... ALL OF IT.
Here are some other resources just in case you're still having a problem being a dick. Most likely you're a dick IRL too.
YouTube Video of Wil Wheaton explaining Wil Wheaton's Law:Don't Be a Dick
Wil Wheaton's website on Don't Be a Dick Day (July 29 - his birthday) And a nifty little diagram to help you decide if you're being a dick.
In case you're a dick in real life - here are some tips.
And if you relate to music then maybe this video by Bowling For Soup will help - Don't Be a Dick
For those who have come across a dick in Second Life and are reading this nodding your head, please feel free to give your own "don't be a dick" advice in the comments. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has had interactions with dicks in Second Life.
Best way to deal with a dick? MUTE BUTTON!!
~Ferocity~
