Can I ask you a personal question?
Sure! As long as you answer the same question first. If you're not willing to answer the same question, don't ask me either.
Can I get your opinion on ____?
Sure! As long as you understand that you came to me. I'm going to be honest even if it's something that you don't want to hear. Knowing this, value my honesty and don't get pissed just because you may not like the answer you get.
What can you tell me about (Insert Name)?
Absolutely nothing. Would you want me telling all of your shit to someone behind your back? It would be basically 3rd party info anyway because who the hell tells the whole truth in SL?
You wanna go have some pixel sex?
No
I can't emote. Like I literally have been kicked off of a guy's parcel because he didn't believe me when I told him no and that I couldn't emote. I suck at it so it wouldn't be fun for either of us, trust me.
Do you like my pixel penis? (usually while waving it in your face in public)
Sorry about your penis dude. Cuz anyone who is this big of a dick in Second Life must be overcompensating for a small penis IRL.
Hey! This list will grow I'm sure as I remember some of the other crap I've been asked.
~Fero~
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